is this porn
this is definitely porn
WHAT THE FUCK
my friend and i decided to start a youtube channel. we’re kinda boring and not funny at all, but hey! every view counts ;)
my parents have no idea how evil my chinese teacher is
LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Maria
- Eye Color: hazel
- Hair Style/Color: longish-medium/ blonde
- Height: 5’5
- Clothing style: whatever i feel like wearing, comfy, nice
- Best physical feature: eyes?LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: heights, germs
- Ambitions for the future: good paying jobLAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: im hungry
- What you think about most: school, people, tumbly, my future
- What you think about before bed: im so tired help
- You think your best quality is: idk im funny i guess?LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: single, but then maybe a few group dates
- To be loved or respected: both
- Beauty or brains: both
- Dogs or cats: dogsLAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: yes, i try not to tho
- Believe in yourself: eh i guess, a little bit
- Believe in love: yeah
- Want someone: to rub my feetLAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: yes
- Done drugs: yes
- Changed who you were to fit in: yupLAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: purple
- Favorite animal: wolves
- Favorite movie: inception
- Favorite game: i honestly have no ideaLAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: wednesday
- Age you lost your virginity: 190
- Does age matter: in my opinion, yesLAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: funny, random, smart, serious at times, just a person that understands me and is sorta like me
- Best eye color: green or blue
- Best hair color: doesnt matter
- Best thing to do with a partner: talking all day/night, cuddling, watching a movie together, etc.LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: my friends&family and electronics
- I feel: sexy
- I hide: carrots in between my toes
- I miss: dubai
- I wish: i could go back to 8th grade
me and maria being sexy ;)
(SIGHT)
[ what color are your eyes? ]: hazel
[ do you wear glasses/contacts? ]: no
[ describe something beautiful to you ]: big time rush, my laptop and my camera
[ someone you know who has beautiful eyes ]: caitlyn, cara, kendall, and james
[ first physical aspect you notice on the opposite sex: be honest! ]: honestly, looks
[ if you could see anyone or anything right now, who/what would it be? ]: big time rush
(SMELL)
[ do you like your nose? ]: yeah
[ what does your hair smell like? ]: me
[ what is your favorite scent from everyday life?] food
[ if you use perfume/cologne, what kind? ]: calvin klein perfume
[ who do you know that smells the best? ]: caitlyn
(SOUND)
[ what kind of music do you like to listen to? ]: pop (btr) and indie music
[ name a song that is special at this moment in time ]: windows down
[ are you a good singer? ]: no
[ do you play an instrument? ]: the piano and the clarinet
[ which spoken language sounds the best? ]: french
[ favorite everyday life sound? ]: me typing away on my laptop
[ least favorite everyday life sound? ]: me pooping
[ of the people you know, who has the best sounding voice? ]: jenna
(TASTE)
[ favorite food? ]: creme brulee
[ favorite drink? ]: coca cola
[ do you have a tongue/lip piercing? ]: no
[ what are your thoughts on coffee? ]: poop
[ the worst taste you have ever encountered? ]: strawberry soup (not even kidding.. its nasty)
[ would you eat something disgusting for money? ]: yes
(TOUCH)
[ do you consider yourself touchsensitive?]: sure?
[ do you like people touching you?]: depends on who it is
[ are you ticklish and if so, where? ]: yes, my pits
[ which are better: hugs or kisses? ]: both
[ who was the last person you touched? ]: caitlyn
[ who do you wish you could reach out and touch right now? ]: big time rush and caitlyns pussy cat
[ favorite material to touch? ]: my keyboard