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fagfootball:

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ghostgif:

is this porn

this is definitely porn

WHAT THE FUCK

» 7 months ago + 156,675 notes [via: vvebkinz source: shiranuiamaterasu]
#me  
 

jacksgapfinn:

Maria met a mini Caspar today ;)

» 7 months ago + 6 notes [via: jacksgapfinn source: jacksgapfinn]
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me being kendall for halloween ;)

me

» 7 months ago + 3 notes

my friend and i decided to start a youtube channel. we’re kinda boring and not funny at all, but hey! every view counts ;)

» 8 months ago + 6 notes
#me  #personal  #youtube  #stuff  #life  #potatoes  

my parents have no idea how evil my chinese teacher is

» 8 months ago + 0 notes
#mine  #me  #personal  #chinese  #poo  

about me

LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Maria
- Eye Color: hazel
- Hair Style/Color: longish-medium/ blonde
- Height: 5’5
- Clothing style: whatever i feel like wearing, comfy, nice
- Best physical feature: eyes?

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: heights, germs
- Ambitions for the future: good paying job

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: im hungry
- What you think about most: school, people, tumbly, my future
- What you think about before bed: im so tired help
- You think your best quality is: idk im funny i guess?

LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: single, but then maybe a few group dates
- To be loved or respected: both
- Beauty or brains: both
- Dogs or cats: dogs

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: yes, i try not to tho
- Believe in yourself: eh i guess, a little bit
- Believe in love: yeah
- Want someone: to rub my feet

LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: yes
- Done drugs: yes
- Changed who you were to fit in: yup

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: purple
- Favorite animal: wolves
- Favorite movie: inception
- Favorite game: i honestly have no idea

LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: wednesday
- Age you lost your virginity: 190
- Does age matter: in my opinion, yes

LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: funny, random, smart, serious at times, just a person that understands me and is sorta like me
- Best eye color: green or blue
- Best hair color: doesnt matter
- Best thing to do with a partner: talking all day/night, cuddling, watching a movie together, etc.

LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: my friends&family and electronics
- I feel: sexy
- I hide: carrots in between my toes
- I miss: dubai
- I wish: i could go back to 8th grade

» 8 months ago + 35,263 notes [via: hoechyeah source: languidcrow]
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silverlollypop:

» 8 months ago + 10 notes [via: silverlollypop source: silverlollypop]
#me  #self  #sex  #;)  #i geesesese  #ok  

;)

noodleshenderson:

me and maria being sexy ;)

» 10 months ago + 5 notes [via: noodleshenderson source: noodleshenderson]
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5 Senses

(SIGHT)

[ what color are your eyes? ]: hazel

[ do you wear glasses/contacts? ]: no

[ describe something beautiful to you ]: big time rush, my laptop and my camera

[ someone you know who has beautiful eyes ]: caitlyn, cara, kendall, and james

[ first physical aspect you notice on the opposite sex: be honest! ]: honestly, looks

[ if you could see anyone or anything right now, who/what would it be? ]: big time rush

(SMELL)

[ do you like your nose? ]: yeah

[ what does your hair smell like? ]: me

[ what is your favorite scent from everyday life?] food 

[ if you use perfume/cologne, what kind? ]: calvin klein perfume

[ who do you know that smells the best? ]: caitlyn

(SOUND)

[ what kind of music do you like to listen to? ]: pop (btr) and indie music

[ name a song that is special at this moment in time ]: windows down

[ are you a good singer? ]: no

[ do you play an instrument? ]: the piano and the clarinet

[ which spoken language sounds the best? ]: french

[ favorite everyday life sound? ]: me typing away on my laptop

[ least favorite everyday life sound? ]: me pooping

[ of the people you know, who has the best sounding voice? ]: jenna

(TASTE)

[ favorite food? ]: creme brulee

[ favorite drink? ]: coca cola

[ do you have a tongue/lip piercing? ]: no

[ what are your thoughts on coffee? ]: poop

[ the worst taste you have ever encountered? ]: strawberry soup (not even kidding.. its nasty)

[ would you eat something disgusting for money? ]: yes

(TOUCH)

[ do you consider yourself touchsensitive?]: sure?

[ do you like people touching you?]: depends on who it is

[ are you ticklish and if so, where? ]: yes, my pits

[ which are better: hugs or kisses? ]: both

[ who was the last person you touched? ]: caitlyn

[ who do you wish you could reach out and touch right now? ]: big time rush and caitlyns pussy cat

[ favorite material to touch? ]: my keyboard

» 11 months ago + 1 note
#me  #mine  #personal  #i tag:  #noodleshenderson  #yah  #stuff  #self  #cara  #siov  #beeg  

caitlyn’s kittyyyyy :}
and omg my face.. 

» 11 months ago + 2 notes

Picture Challenge. Day 2: Your breakfast

the unhealthiest breakfast ever.

» 11 months ago + 1 note

Picture Challenge. Day 1: You

me:

» 11 months ago + 2 notes

woops, i peed on caitlyn

» 11 months ago + 1 note
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