don't hate me cuz you ain't me

jesus is not only real but he also keeps it real

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Other girls: slutty clothes, skinny legs, flat stomach

Me: classy clothes, 6 ft tall, vice president, i am joe biden

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valerieparker:

zartlila:

#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet

I am a horrible human being

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meladoodle:

i honestly could not date someone who wasn’t funny

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pornolympics:

2 inces shorter and i could legally be a midget. ok

are you telling me that you’ve been illegally a midget this whole time. call the cops

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ierosway:

[breaks into ur house] gET THE FUCK UP WE’RE SAVING ROCK AND ROLL

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wandererstryding:

if you think having thick hair is a blessing youre wrong

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geekingermany:

I cannot get enough of this comic sometimes

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hitlersbreastmilk:

yolo swag 420 hahaha 2006 was a good year

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