I cannot get enough of this comic sometimes
yolo swag 420 hahaha 2006 was a good year
what type of rock is a really good friend
an opal
rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke
nicolas cage
i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins
I was born at an incredibly young age
i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class
In 1983, the South Korean President and his delegates are visiting Burma when a bomb planted by North Korean agents explodes, killing some high-ranking officials. This historical event is called the Rangoon bombing (also known as the Rangoon incident). To strike back, five South Korean…
Hydrofloors are only like the coolest thing ever invented. They are specially designed pools with movable floors. When you’re using your pool it’s just like a normal pool. But when you are done swimming or aquacising, you press a button and the pool’s floor slowly raises up while the water slips underneath the floor. Pimpin! Eventually the pool’s floor reaches the top and you are left with a large flat area you can use for recreation, dining, parties or any other dry land event you want.
Another press of the button and the floor sinks back down slowly to reveal your already water-filled pool. You can also stop the floor at any point which means you can make the pool as shallow or deep as you want. Having a kid’s party? Just set it for shallow kiddie pool depth. Be sure to throw a few extra chlorine tablets in the pool cleaning mechanism though, you know how kids are.
I could potentially drown my enemies at a sleep over…
alright now tumblr user little-red-riding-cock
